Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML
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Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML
Today, I'd planned a surprise party for my best friend's birthday. However, she apparently found out about it and told me at the last minute she couldn't make it, probably to avoid being the center of attention. I'd already invited all of our mutual friends, so I had to awkwardly cancel the party. FML
Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML
Today, I thought I was going to a friend’s birthday party. Turns out, it was a surprise party for someone else... and I was the surprise. Everyone shouted “Surprise!” and I realized I wasn’t invited. I awkwardly ate a cupcake and left. FML
Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML
Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML
Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my best friend. I told her to “be home by 7 for a little surprise.” She got home at 6:55… with her new boyfriend. Surprise: he hadn’t been invited. Awkward family introductions followed. FML
Today, after I spent months assisting my 'work bestie' with planning/arranging her "Surprise!" wedding, Surprise! I wasn't invited. FML
Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
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speshlk37 13
Surprise!
br0ccoli 15
I'm sure it won't be the first time she faked an "Ohh!" face.
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Comments (147)
Devin91 20
Well... You still weren't invited.. So now you should be sad for you not being invited and ruining the surprise for her as well.
CockAsian 14
Instnt - That's the point...OP didn't know.
chemchic 7
Yes never mess with Noor logic...
groupleader 7
Quick, go hide...then yell surprise when she comes in.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
There's a crowd of people waiting to jump you for ruining the surprise now.
1crabbygirl 10
That's really funny!
graphicstyle7 17
How could you possibly know not to tell if you weren't invited? You didn't know. The person who TOLD you about the party you weren't invited to should be the one feeling shame, not you.
heart_aussie_fml 20
I wonder what kind of friend of hers would not invite her best friend to her own birthday party !
toelie 26
Maybe OP's the only one who thinks they're best friends.
heart_aussie_fml 20
That would be awefully sad for OP !
DocBastard 40
And NOW you know why you weren't invited. You obviously can't keep a secret, so no one told you. You can't even keep a secret when you don't even know the secret! And now you ruined the surprise, you still aren't invited, AND you aren't even going to be there for your best friend on her special day. Jeez, is there any limit to how much you suck?
jenny123321 0
Ur comment was rude! -_- wat kind of a person are you!
ddeathbombb 5
28- it's the truth not being mean
PrimeEvilTahir 24
28 - Firstly he is a doc (and docs don't care if they tell you good news or bad news, they just tell you news) Secondly he's a bastard... Enough said...
JordanA97 0
How the **** does that make sense? "you can't even keep a secret when you don't even know the secret!" if you don't know its a secret, then you don't know not to tell it. Your stupidity amazes me
JordanA97 0
It's not the truth! If you don't know it's a secret, how are you supposed to know not to tell it?
DocBastard 40
JordanA97 - *WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH* That was the sound of my comment going over your head. WAY over your head. Please do feel free to call me stupid again, though. I got a good chuckle out of that.
Llama_Face89 34
43- I dunno Doc. I guess any half trained monkey can become a doctor these days. Maybe you are and never knew it. :P
ddeathbombb 5
51- oh!! That's the sound out there. No wonder I couldn't get any sleep
Llama_Face89 34
Ugh for the record that was extreme sarcasm. >_
ppl2ppl 4
Wow seriously? They obviously didn't know and it was an honest mistake, he/she is human. You don't need to make them feel bad about the situation even more than they already are, have some respect for other people. It's ridiculous how rude some people are these days.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
This thread is full of fail.
year2015 11
For a minute I thought #22 was an idiot, then I realized he was being sarcastic.
chemchic 7
Pow right in the kisser!
DDalton 14
You are NOT the best friend if only you think so. #youarelame
CockAsian 14
We aren't on twitter. Get that stupid # shit out of here.
redmane 21
Hash tags don't connect to anything here. You are lame when you hashtag things on social networks other than Twitter.
Nevereverland 8
#thisisn'ttwitter
ifailplzinsultme 0
You have lost all rights to call someone lame by using a hashtag.
Eiregal2 10
why hash tag something? what's it meant to do?