Kyley
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Cereal killer
Today, I was broken up with via a cereal analogy. Apparently, I'm a Cheerio and all he wants is a Froot Loop. FML
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ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
Is he cheerious...
KnightAngela1109 10
Dang that sucks, just tell him that is fine I always wanted some cocoa puffs!
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ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
Is he cheerious...
muzy 23
Beats being a cereal killer if tlyou ask me
PuffDaddy395 3
Sooo is he gay?
PuffDaddy395 3
So he's gay...?
RedPillSucks 33
He's Bi-cheerious
tehaustiebear 34
I think this means he wants to date a colored person.
doctorhook86 25
28 - Based on your picture, I assume you're asking out of interest.
THE_A_TEEN 28
So muzy, what did tlyou asked you.
Drigr 9
Actually it seemed like a coming out thing to me too. Since we often call gay people (or flambouyant) a bit fruity (sometimes a fruitloop) here.
iLoveTo69Bitches 0
She should be glad she isn't the dumbass of his dreams.
shellz102 12
I know something that will cheerio up ;) haha
SuperKnuckels 6
or your dull and boring and wants a vibrant happy person.
LookAtMyGoat 8
Fruit loops are sweeter ;)
doctorhook86 25
All sugar, no substance...
Meettitan 14
Is nutrition the words your looking for... because sugar is a substance...
Meettitan 14
Damn there is no edit button. Word, you're *
doctorhook86 25
40 - I used the words I wanted, but yes, nutrition was implicit to the comment.
KiddNYC1O 22
Rice Krispies!
bellakaykid 6
Froot loops = gay cheerio. He wants a man. Sorry op.
chemchic 7
Screw fruit loops, why not go for Captain Crunch! sorry OP.
doctorhook86 25
He's looking for a more colorful hole.
chemchic 7
But now she can go look for her Captain Crunch! Forget the colorful hole :)
emoteddylion 5
Go get yourself a poptart than ^_^
KnightAngela1109 10
Dang that sucks, just tell him that is fine I always wanted some cocoa puffs!
doctorhook86 25
6 - Count Chocula is ready to please
shift_love 13
Wtf is goin on with that giant pimple on your cheek? Lmao
KnightAngela1109 10
It is totally not a pimple, it is a dimple piercing.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Frankenberry wants some action, too.
M1S1A 1
Well fruit loop is analogy for gay ;)
Jorcar 8
Well at least you aren't loopy.
yoursucklives 36
i like cheerios better!
doctorhook86 25
9 - She didn't give him enough sugar
TheFamilyElf 17
Well, you could be a cornflake. Fruit loops make you poop green.
ss_20_xx 14
Koko Krunch is the best!
desireev 18
Hey! It's better than being told your the actual cereal part of Lucky Charms and he's the tasty marshmallows! The cereal bits are NASTY! HOORAY FOR MARSHMALLOWS! :) FYL, OP! That would suck, indeed! :(
muzy 23
The cereal part is the only reason I buy lucky charms >_>
TheGewt 7
The cereal part reminds me of dry cat food.
tehaustiebear 34
Lucky charms are the hearts, stars, and horseshoes, clovers, and blue moons, pots of gold, and rainbows, and the red balloons. The cerial part is just shaped cheerios.
Drigr 9
I always wished they would just sell me the damn marshmellow part by itself.. What person (especially a kid) gives a **** about the cereal part and didnt either a) choke it down first to have nothing but marshmellows left or b) avoided it entirely and only ate the marshmellows?
patacus 14
they got rid of the pots of gold. =(. its hour glasses now. not the same