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britanyann This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

But they're so cuuuuute

Today, I had to explain to my 25-year-old boyfriend why we cannot get pet raccoons. This is not the first time we have had this conversation. FML

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Aww but why not? He's learning responsibility

Well, why the hell not? Raise them from cubs and they're just as amiable and loving as any other slightly-less-than-common pet.

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Tell him to buy tent and move into woods. Lots of raccoons! Well maybe more if he moves close to camp ground or a dumpster.

Why not? I had one ?

Ure a Bitch, let him have a raccoon. They are freakin cute and have hands. Pet raccoons are actually really common.

redmnky21 8

people keep raccoons as pets all the time

My grandma has two pet raccoons, why can't he have one?

aduke1215 2

I've had 2.. LOVED them :-) they are super smart animals!

KiddNYC1O 22

Better let him. Or else it'll be a skunk.

hateevryone 15

get a dog or a cat.

D: b*tch!! Raccoons are awesome!!!

I would rather have a Opossum. Possums For Pets Not Stew!!!!!