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Broke

Today, I talked myself out of buying $1 candle at the Dollar Tree. That's how broke I am. FML

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Dr_Pepper_fml 3

That's how broke I usually am, if that makes you feel any better.

Hope you didn't need that candle for light cuz the electric bill hasn't been paid.

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heartagram_in_ro 0

epic fail 14

YDI-but in a positive way. Congratulations on making the tiniest bit of progress on controlling your impulse spending.

infernalpuppet 0

hmmm and yet you can aford a computer or an Ipod/phone to post this fml... sumtins suspiscous

she's just broke atm...

...or use a friend's computer or a library's computer. :D

for candles? your not buying food go ******* by some candles for a dollar who cares shit if I had 1 million dollars I'll still get some $1 candles I'm not cheap just a smart shopper

The op is broke...

why would you go into a dollar store if you can't even spend a dollar? I'm sure there's nothing less than a dollar there lmao.

dollar tree sells things for a dollar or less for everything that's why he went there because other dollar stores rip you off

You don't know the situation. You shouldn't assume.

who buys candles?

If you're broke, buying candles should be the last thing on your list of things to even consider.

well it's tax time. time to make back some moolah

Get a job...?

That's brilliant! Wow, I wish everyone having money problems had you around to remind them they want jobs!

hahahahaha OWNEED.

vampyre_girly 0

oh shut up and why would you even buy a candle? how about buying food?

Been there, living paycheck to paycheck sucks, but hopefully, you will get a better job!