anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Brain wave
Today, my wife heard that Wi-Fi could be harmful for our newborn baby's undeveloped brain box. Her solution was to switch the Wi-Fi off on our laptops. She won't listen to the flaw in her plan. FML
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rohanp 0
Did she live in a house with wifi when she was young?
palahniukpaul 6
I see dumb people 0.o
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halofan48 0
Don't you need wifi to go on FML??????
abouttofly 12
Besides the fact that wifi is most likely harmless, I don't see the flaw in the plan. A wireless router is not like a radio tower, broadcasting a constant signal. If there are no computers connected to the network, there will be no packets to transfer, so the router has nothing to broadcast.
Nashiq 8
sorry this is wrong. Your router constantly broadcasts a signal. She'd have to shut off the wifi on the router not just shut off the wifi on the laptop.
HomeAl0ne 20
No, the flaw is that the kid will still probably inherit the stupid from her mum *and* won't be able to Google.
portcaveman 5
wifi will not hurt anything
pyromcr 3
Stupid woman
Black_Letter 19
Maybe the wife has some brain damage of her own...
theonlysweetpea 10
Turn the wifi back on
lizzieislovely 11
You've got a keeper there, mate...
ColdGold 6
Simple. Wrap the baby in foil and put it in the microwave.
kane123 0
Seems like your wife believes a lot of crap she hears you should try to convince her that a ******** a day helps lower heart conditions in men...make this work for you
D11Churchkill 8
There's no flaw IN her plan if catch my drift(fart)