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Bowl cut

Today, I learned it's best not to piss off your mom when she's cutting your hair. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Your Mom should be an adult and not resort to such petty revenge on her own child over what I will assume was a trivial argument.

gunmania0 12

Which hair? ;)

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You're stupid.

Cryingraven 1

espeically if she's asian. @_@

GwarKitty 5

bowl cut?

salvorican 24

Wow I hope op doesn't have a haircut like Mandark from Dexters Laboratory...

StopDropNRoll 11

you guys are generous I was going with patches

I think you could expand the scope of this to "anyone holding sharp objects"

I hate these sort of FMLs, can you at least go into a LITTLE bit of detail?

alwaysbored13 14

NEVER piss off anyone that has a sharp object close to your head ...

Are your ears still there?

haha if they have something sharp...

You are so dumb it might be necessary to invent a new word to describe just how dumb you are.