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Boozehound

Today, I found a pamphlet for alcohol counseling on my front door today. I think it was from the guys who pick up my recycling. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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At least he cares.

Invite them to your next big party. If you are consuming all of that alcohol by yourself: Step 1. Admit you have a problem. . .

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ElijahAsh 14

uy at my local bottle return commented about my number of empties. I said A. I have a lot of parties. B. You’re at least 300 pounds dude, don’t worry about me 😂