dumbass
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Beginner's luck
Today, I got into my first car accident. I hit my own parked car while trying to drive my mother's car into the garage. FML
Top comments
FYLDeep 26
Those ******* parked cars just pop out of nowhere, don't they?
FFML_314 12
Stay in California.
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Blazingcrono 6
YDI for being a woman driving a car. I hope you didn't pass a red light when you argued with your boyfriend about who's the better driver as well.
mintcar 10
Were you reverse parking? YDI for not being able to drive.
xStiina 0
A+
Amgnowai 0
Fail.
xJaypex 0
Mom, has my car always be missing the rear bumper? Huh?, nah the van has always had a huge dent in the front. Just gotta play it cool, unless there was witnesses. It's a bitch having to kill a few of those.
llamatrauma 5
all you need to know: "by dumbass (woman)"
phapho88 0
you had to be a chick!!
juliaaalove 8
oh your cool with you smoking picture and sexist jokes. stfu.
jellyfishdelight 0
typical Californian 'pity me party.' Go smoke a bowl and you will be better poster.
debatingalways 0
now I don't feel so bad.....I just started driving in October and in november I hit a parked car, only shattering my side view mirror. and then the other day I hit a pole, screwing up my door. now I have to get in through the other side and slide across.
BleakAsFcuk 0
..... That's cute.
toddler38 0
I got two words for you. drivers education.
Zaros_fml 24
Because sitting in a classroom for a few weeks automatically means you'll never have an accident, right?