Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Burnham, United Kingdom
Baby you can't drive my car
Today, I found out why my bank balance is so unusually low. It turns out that I bought a car in Indonesia. I've never been to Indonesia. FML
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asimplesharpie 7
identity theft is a bitch.
KeXu 6
OP just accidentally miswrote his/her address as "Indonesia" instead of "UK."
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jabi3jabi3 8
Go track him down. just be careful, identify thieves like to punch the neck.
perdix 31
#18, really, because I think identity thieves favorite song is The Cure's "Why Can't I Be You?"
MisterEx 28
Looks like you will be eating lots of indo-mie until your next, next, next pay check,OP.
perdix 31
#13, c'mon, ya n00b, a CC number is useless without an expiration date and a security code. Between you and me, mine are October 2007 and 007. Don't tell anyone else!
exo_went_insane 12
Apparently, your credit card details have..
anythingmustbe 18
I think, I just think that Noor might be trying to steal your details. I am not sure but I have a hunch...
songbird062 6
I feel your pain. Someone in Bangkok recently had a lot fun on my money, ran my account into the negative. I hope you get your money back, FYL.
ms_gemstone 5
I'm Indonesian and even if I wasn't, I do not appreciate comments like "******* Indonesian" or "******* Texan". There are bad people all over the world, we can't label the whole nation for what the bad people did wrong.
TogeBara 12
pssssh 'Murica
vipirius 18
Where is this thread has anyone cursed at another country?
ruchg1 5
******* Indonesian.
KiddoKS 19
Well get to Indonesia and go for a joyride :)
perdix 31
#23, CTFD, it's not like I told her that my mother's maiden name was Jingleheimerschmidt.
Enslaved 38
"Dude, Where's My Car?"
Enslaved 38
Or shall I have said-- "Dude, di mana mobil saya?" (Gotta love Google Translate)
olpally 33
Nah, lol. Doesn't work on this one enslaved. Op needs to be stoned for the FML to work like you want it to. Lol :)