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Alexa, play "Family Snapshot" by Peter Gabriel

Today, I had to sit between my parents in the car as they argued with one another for a whole hour over whether or not a thumb is a finger. FML

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You should have just given both of them the finger, and thumbed a ride home. Thumbs are fingers unless you are Megan Fox, and then they are toes.

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oldirtybasterdSE 0

Thumbs up for this conversation

SeanMargalit 0

You have 5 fingers on each hand, not 4!

My lovely mother won of course.

trina101 0

Just look it up

Grow up that's not bad. You should read some real fmls

Pinkfun69 4

Yes a thumb is a finger. Cut the thumb off and you would scream"where is my finger"!!!! Lol

doglover100 29

It's a finger.

*cough* thumbs ARE fingers *cough*

You could've googled it shown it to both parents and say there enough and you wouldn't have that problem

All thumbs are fingers, but not all fingers are thumbs.