fishoutofwater
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Radcliff, United States
A for effort
Today, in an attempt to broaden my horizons in another sport besides swimming, I succeeded in getting a frisbee spiked into my face. FML
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UncleCaitlyn 21
Should've caught it in your mouth
EnigmaticSoul 17
And that is why this place called "outside" is such a feared and dangerous place
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izzybell21 16
That sucks, op. Hopefully you don't bruise!
UncleCaitlyn 21
Should've caught it in your mouth
XXFMLXXQUEENXX 29
Ouch! Maybe you should stick to swimming...
splinteredApple 36
So just because (s)he can't do frisbee, you think that (s)he should just stop trying new things and stick to swimming?
derangedplanet 23
No no its a sign. swimming is life. the world was just letting her know if they let it go they die
XXFMLXXQUEENXX 29
Lol it was a joke... Don't take things so seriously.
dcam13 19
sounds about right. we swimmers are usually pretty bad when it comes to land based sports. balance and hand-eye coordination are overrated anyways...
popsvb01 9
Frisbee isn't a sport bro
Tripartita 45
Unless you know what the word "sport" means, bro.
buddy_J 16
Have you never heard of Ultimate Frisbee, bro
popsvb01 9
as an NCAA coach of a "real sport" I know what a "sport" is. OP didn't say he was playing ultimate Frisbee either...
brycemash 9
People like you annoy us Ultimate players because we are a real sport and have even been recognized by the international olympic committee as a sport as well. Its people like you that lure people away from the so called "loserish" sport of ultimate and instead hace everyone playing soccer or basketball.
gmian 34
Dude. Too far. I would argue that Ultimate is more of a sport than quite a few classic sports.
popsvb01 9
Because you're not athletic enough to play a real sport...
derangedplanet 23
Or because not everyone likes watching men jump all over eachother to get a ball into a net or field. in reality, I enjoy watching ultimate more than a lot of other sports. and if racing eachother in a pool is a sport, then why can't strategically maneuvering a Frisbee be one?
popsvb01 9
"strategically moving a Frisbee" pretty much sums up my point...
gmian 34
46- How is that any different than football, soccer, basketball, or any other traditional sports? You're trying to successfully get an object from one place to another
Death546 25
That sucks. At least you tried.
GreyJedi 10
That's not the way to get ahead in life.
EnigmaticSoul 17
And that is why this place called "outside" is such a feared and dangerous place
shortcake18 15
I think sticking to swimming sounds a lot safer.
hoosiergirl94 31
Way to take one for the team
NonScaryPumkin 22
Why not go into water polo then slowly transition to a soccer. Take that evolution from water to land slowly.