Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
10 out of 10 for originality
Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via "the medium of interpretative dance." FML
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JTthePurpleNinja 5
Well that's erm... Different
Cinn_fml 23
Sounds entertaining at least... But seriously, is it that much of a problem that he picked dance that you can't just deal with it in a normal/mature manner?
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JTthePurpleNinja 5
Well that's erm... Different
seanders 10
Ah yes, the mating dance. A male tries to woo a female into coitus by majestically thrusting his hips into the air whilst waving his arms.
Mr_Chow 5
I just kick them in the leg so they can't run away
you_and_me_fml 8
At least he decided to take action rather than stalking you from yoir window or something. Ah, never a dull moment in a california
xoconnie 8
i dont even know what to say about that.....
MrHomerSimpson 11
Heh. My neighbor Flanders did that to me once while on a ski trip. It was like he was wearing nothing at all. Stupid sexy Flanders.
FarSide 23
Do you usually attract losers?
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
OP, do you by chance happen to live next to napoleon dynamite?
Cinn_fml 23
Sounds entertaining at least... But seriously, is it that much of a problem that he picked dance that you can't just deal with it in a normal/mature manner?
Slim2306 10
exactly, atleast he was creative. singing a song to attract a girl is fine but dance isn't?
RedPillSucks 33
Normal mature manner #1. No, I don't want to date you. #2. No. It takes two to tango and, sadly, you're still one. #3. Run around in circles, clutching your head and shouting "Oh ma gawd!!!" #4. Set his hair on fire. #5. ???? #6. Profit!!!
Jaxx66 21
Lol 64@ the tango comment. I fully agree. Be embarrassed slightly, yes. But be flattered. That's a once in a lifetime thing to see. One guy threw his jacket in a puddle so I didn't have to step into water. It was truly sweet (a waste of a jacket. But I know what he was doing) I had to let him down easy. But it's an experience! Life is full of them. :)
_yarrrr 0
you're boring. it's funny...
sxe_beast 11
Its illegal to destroy US currency. You're going to jail.
JTthePurpleNinja 5
Wrong FML dude ...
aikokohitori 0
He's a keeper.
Fruit_Dealer 9
A perfect dance : ; (>0.0)> ; ^(0.0)^ ; Repeat
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
OP he's a keeper (;
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Yd I get negatives exactly?
aaaahhDamn 0
81-Because you said the same damn thing as the comment you posted on
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Oh...lol I was thinking of something else but copied his xD
shanie123 10
Lol Well that's awkward!
ShyAnn29 15
What dance did you do?
jackgoldstein 5
the pants dance
ShyAnn29 15
Ooo that's a good dance!
ShyAnn29 15
Omg you people have no sense of humor!
Jazzalyn 10
There's a Facebook group for people like him. Is he a member? On another note...that is different. Sounds somewhat creative...unless it was really bad interpretive dance done at a really bad/awkward moment.
fightingkittens 39
I think this could have been my dance teacher. He once choreographed an interpretive dance to "Just the Way You Are" by Bruno Mars. I'm still disturbed and can't listen to the song without the mental image of this 6 foot 200 pound man gyrating around the room. He says he's straight, by the way.
dubstep87 0
FUCC Facebook
manic_maniac11 13
Go out with him. He sounds awesome lol
tabarnak_fml 7
Huhhhhhh wtf...
SugarCrazy 14
I said the same thing when I saw your profile picture...
False_Stupidity 42
So did I...
bizarre_ftw 22
Did he really think that'd work? I'd give him a card for a therapist
CryMoreFMLs 15
You are obviously a cruel harpy of a woman to not find this atleast amusing.
hotPinklipstick 24
50- I agree. Although it may have been weird she should still appreciate the time it took for him to rehearse and prepare the dance, and politely decline his advances. Don't have to be a bitch about it.
crzysam96 7
I wish someone would interpret dance for me!