By Thatguynoonelikes - 29/09/2015 13:21 - United States - Mansfield
The Top
Nearly there…
By sue - 31/05/2017 00:00
Here we go again
By Anonymous - 24/06/2019 00:17
By harrington61 - 19/05/2013 21:27 - United States - Midland
By Nickel - 01/06/2017 04:00
By MBoomer - 16/11/2016 06:36
Did you smash?
By Silverfeathery - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Lewiston
How? Why? What?
By Anonymous - 05/03/2021 05:01
Enough is enough
By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 05:45 - Canada - Victoria
By assante2010 - 24/07/2011 00:09 - United States
By kukumber - 16/09/2015 02:11 - United States
brocho tells us more.
By Tyguy3000 - 19/06/2017 06:00 - United States
By flipnazn - 15/07/2011 04:24 - United States
By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 06:57 - Australia
dblac74 tells us more.
Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.
By HRomero - 17/10/2016 13:17 - United States - New York
HRomero tells us more.
Hello all. OP here. First of all thanks everyone for your kind words. I am single and it's gonna stay like that for a while. There were a few signs that he was a little crazy, but I gave him the benefit of the doubt. Even now that we aren't together, he continues to be crazy. He even put my phone number on social media. So the only option I had was to get rid of ALL social media. The good thing is, I've been catching up on some sleep now that I'm jobless, but I won't be jobless forever. Word of advice...if you get this gut feeling your significant other is crazy..run cause you might lose your job. Take care y'all.
By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 04:12 - United States
By Eminnis - 31/08/2015 03:27 - United States - Woodland Park
By thegrandchawhee - 29/08/2015 17:13 - United States - Yakima
Vaporeon?
By me. - 07/05/2012 20:38 - Canada - Orillia
By eatmywords - 05/07/2011 07:06 - Singapore
Bon appétit
By StijnDescamps - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
By crying over wasted milk - 14/08/2019 17:00 - United States - Monterey Park
By dentistrygirl - 03/05/2012 19:41 - United States
First date, and probably the last
By DrunkGirl - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France
By Bigfoot - 02/09/2017 01:30
The language of love
By TextsAlot - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
By ginger_trelf - 05/09/2016 23:45 - New Zealand - Christchurch
ginger_trelf tells us more.
OP here. Thanks for all the support and funny comments. To clear a few things up, my sister didn't post to Instagram from the hospital, she just took a selfie at home and complained about the things that aren't going well in her life. She had no idea that I didn't know about my grandpa and assumed that our mom had told me. Since my sister and I both live at home, our family tells my mom about any big family news with the assumption that she will pass it on. Right now, my mom is in a really busy period at work and I'm an American exchange student in New Zealand, so I'm sure she wasn't purposely hiding anything from me. Since I go away for college, she sometimes forgets to tell me things anyway.
Roommate From Hell
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By PeedMaPants - 16/08/2016 00:04 - United Kingdom - Meopham
Bondage prank [GONE SEXUAL]
By ldn - 21/03/2013 17:54 - Slovenia - Domzale
Keywords
Hi, this is OP! I can't believe this got posted! Anyway, he has always been a huge mama's boy and thinks that her way is the only way. She is a rather rude and opinionated woman, and has raised him to think that there is only one way to do things, and that's her way. I did talk to him and explain that I am not his mother and that I like myself just as I am and don't plan on changing, and he got pretty upset about it. We are now over, but it doesn't bother me much since this has been an ongoing issue for awhile now, and he just can't accept me for who I am. He was always trying to tell me that I should cut my long hair super short because his mom cut hers that way, and even asked me what I would do if I woke up with short hair, which concerned me. He also told me he and his mom didn't like my choice of clothing so that I should dress like she does, that I should wear my makeup like hers, and that my opinions, morals and values should be exactly the same as his mother's. It was just too much, and he got really upset when I told him no. He even suggested I quit college and my decent-paying job and get a job working with his mom for minimum wage and to draw welfare like her. He also always expected me to drive him everywhere, buy him everything he wanted, and baby him. I think I dodged a bullet, and I feel much better without all of the pressure to change.