By cassie0216 - 02/02/2016 04:17 - United States - Chula Vista
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Wanker
By Sandman2015 - 29/01/2016 18:36 - United States - American Fork
By tbreezy - 26/11/2018 14:00
Congratulations
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By sweet23 - 18/08/2013 11:43 - Australia - Burleigh Heads
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I think there was a bit of misunderstanding it was just my boss who thought that way, the ladies i work with are the most respectful and caring people i have ever met.
By kaynotentirelywrong - 15/08/2013 16:49 - Canada - Repentigny
By mcdonalds - 06/08/2013 04:11 - United States
Happy?
By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada
By viabbey - 24/08/2019 16:00 - United States - Cadillac
By Anonymous - 05/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Modesto
That's just cruel
By forever dog-less - 22/12/2018 04:00
By gmanbuilder - 08/02/2017 16:00 - United States - Louisville
Gasp
By cold - 15/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Phoenix
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By Sonata90 - 20/12/2015 06:36 - Canada - Lewisporte
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OP here, just wanted to expand on this to answer some questions. Both bank and credit cards are joint for us— the act of bringing in the income and shopping for the “perfect” gift is what we consider the act of gifting within our relationship. The price on the credit card bill was not the factor that would have ruined the surprise as it was planned to show as a paypal purchase and he already knew I had bought him a gift; the surprise was in knowing what the gift actually was. Customer service, on the other hand, doesn't usually call anyone to confirm purchases—I have purchased far more expensive things without receiving a call before. I just got unlucky this time I guess! His surprise came in early and he was still happy. For those wondering why we have joint accounts while dating; we’ve been together for six years as common-law partners and our relationship is built on trust and honesty. He got a gamer girlfriend but I got lucky with a good man!
By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 11:40 - United States - Santa Cruz
Lewd
By Public Indecency - 28/06/2019 20:23
Respect Independence Day!
By unpatriotic - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Eugene
Priorities
By sprained neck - 24/11/2015 05:49
By shadowmuppet - 31/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Bronx
By YouBossturd - 10/11/2015 15:17 - United States - Washington
By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 06:39 - Canada - Airdrie
By superspy3214 - 04/11/2015 03:24 - United States
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OP here, first of all I'm still in school making A's in my honors courses and secondly it was neither human nor dog shit, apparently a guy brought his kid into the theater to see Paranormal Activity and the kid got so scared he threw up then dumped his popcorn and mozzarella sticks on the ground
By bookworm4332 - 23/12/2016 19:50 - United States - King George
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OP here, thanks for the kind words y'all. Just to clear up a few things, I ordered this shirt back in November and it was supposed to be delivered to my dorm in early December. When it didn't arrive, I contacted the company and they agreed to ship another one to my home address, since it would be delivered after I left for break. It seems like there was some kind of mix-up on their end, as their "your package was delivered" email lists my home address but the UPS tracking number shows it was delivered to my dorm. Unfortunately, first-year housing at my school operates mail out of a mailroom, which is closed until January since first years are not allowed to stay in dorms over winter break. So I think that even if I made the drive out to get it, the package would probably be inaccessible to me. Oh well ¯_(ツ)_/¯
By CallMeMrFunny - 22/12/2016 18:27
Where are you?
By feeling single - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Burbank
By bballer4_life - 14/12/2016 23:22 - United States - Erie
The creepy guy next door
By Anonymous - 05/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Worcester Park
By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 00:01
At last!
By thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States
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The fact is, my wife was in the front yard with my dog when this happened. She apologized that my dog was in the way and the mailman still refused to give her the mail. I totally understand the position of the mailman. And I did actually move my mailbox last night. I'm just upset with the way he handled the situation because we try our best to keep the dogs in our back yard around the time the mail is going to be delivered. It just happened that my dog really had to pee!