By thegrandchawhee - 29/08/2015 17:13 - United States - Yakima
The Top
By martin1022 - 05/10/2016 11:29 - United States
Vaporeon?
By me. - 07/05/2012 20:38 - Canada - Orillia
By eatmywords - 05/07/2011 07:06 - Singapore
Bon appétit
By StijnDescamps - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
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By dentistrygirl - 03/05/2012 19:41 - United States
First date, and probably the last
By DrunkGirl - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France
By Bigfoot - 02/09/2017 01:30
The language of love
By TextsAlot - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
Taking the piss
By kafreen - 30/08/2016 19:35 - United States - Tucson
By funnyhowthatwork - 17/08/2016 17:19 - United States - Montrose
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Roommate From Hell
By bigbuldge - 17/09/2019 00:01
Bondage prank [GONE SEXUAL]
By ldn - 21/03/2013 17:54 - Slovenia - Domzale
Jumpy
By nearly20yetasfearfulasatoddlerhavingnightmares - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Allen
Rocky VIX
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By Lilypad - 12/03/2013 00:21 - France - Versailles
By cmerr - 19/03/2009 07:40 - United States
Boom!
By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Wigan
By Raven3434 - 27/09/2009 18:33 - United States
Raven3434 tells us more.
Just to put it out there, he had complete kidney failure. He is now on dialysis. His kidneys are toast and he needs a transplant. Apparently it was caused by years of high blood pressure. His kidneys were in trouble before we even met. And I had been encouraging him to go to the doctor. He had seen a few doctors, but nobody diagnosed him until his lungs were full of fluid. He can't drink too much fluid because he can't get rid of it without dialysis. He cant eat too many fruits or vegetables because he can't process out the extra phosphate and potassium. He also has to limit his sodium, but that wasn't part of my original post. Just wanted to clarify things. Thanks to all of you out there who offered support. Its been a really hard time.
It's getting hot in here…
By pmek - 26/03/2012 09:11 - Australia - Collingwood
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By mattlikesfunions - 18/07/2016 18:56 - United States - Federal Way
By ladams94 - 17/07/2016 18:39
ladams94 tells us more.
It wasn't a science degree... Just called a Bachelors of Science. I have food cooking experience as well as customer service experience but thanks for your input. Bye.
Mind your own business
By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 12:00
Uncanny
By ToobyFrank - 06/03/2009 17:51 - United States
Drunk online shopping FTW!
By danielesnaranjo - 31/10/2019 16:00
Observational comedy
By JackOLantern2099 - 17/12/2019 18:00
Keywords
Op here, I explained just how far I moved (since I only mentioned moving but not the distance) We are meeting up in a few weeks to have that drink!