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By Snickers - 12/05/2012 04:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet. A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

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Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML

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By lame - 31/12/2009 05:02 - Canada

Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy started talking to me, then suddenly lost interest. Afterwards, I saw the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML

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By dannij08 - 14/01/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML

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By drkate25 - 18/12/2012 22:02 - United States - Enfield

Today, I ate brunch at my in-laws. The food all tasted off to me so I didn't eat much, telling my mother-in-law I was watching my weight. Later on, while out doing a bit of shopping, I stopped at a red light. Guess who pulled up next to me while I was scarfing a fast food burger. FML

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By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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By LucidNightmare - 27/01/2013 05:38 - United States - Englewood

Today, I got a text from an unknown number saying, "You shouldn't be eating that." I was eating a piece of chocolate, cheating on my diet. FML

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By candymansvan17 - 17/08/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 14/01/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

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klovemachine 24

Saturday 12 May 2012 11:55

It's just a candy bar. That's not worth getting a ticket for! YDI

IIRoxieII 12

Saturday 12 May 2012 11:55

Hahaha, WTF?

Comments

Eclipse217 1

Monday 14 May 2012 15:55

I think it regulates you metabolism or something like that. If you're on a hardcore diet and you start eating like you normally did before, you'll back you weight twice as fast, so it's good to cheat will you're on a diet. Something like that right?

forever_born 6

Tuesday 15 May 2012 5:09

Lol you are a moron. No offense OP but I'm sure the cop don't care about your diet.

emmy627 2

Tuesday 15 May 2012 22:14

Does anyone else feel like this is a made up story? If it's not..OP you are a dumbass and YDI.

kaila332 0

Wednesday 16 May 2012 3:26

Ur dumb

vasamisalami74 4

Wednesday 16 May 2012 5:23

Like a someboooooooo DEE!!!!

wowthatissad 9

Wednesday 16 May 2012 22:53

Yes because a police officer would notice you cheating on your diet... Not like you see too many people you know whilst driving either...

bubbalax9 9

Thursday 17 May 2012 3:25

And this is why you should exercise instead of dieting...

ladybuggirl1234 3

Thursday 12 July 2012 15:21

wow. no offense but thats just plain stupid.

lmfaoincanada 9

Tuesday 8 January 2013 8:39

I'd look into therapy if I were you. If being caught with a chocolate bar is that horrific to you, you just might have some deeper issues... Either that or the aliens can triangulate your position and are definetly counting your calories... (Insert x-files music here)