Transportation: Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a...

By Snickers - 12/05/2012 04:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet. A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2025 12:00 - United States - Des Moines

Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML

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Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML

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By ThatNewCarSmell - 01/10/2014 16:53 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML

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By lame - 31/12/2009 05:02 - Canada

Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy started talking to me, then suddenly lost interest. Afterwards, I saw the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML

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By dannij08 - 14/01/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML

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By drkate25 - 18/12/2012 22:02 - United States - Enfield

Today, I ate brunch at my in-laws. The food all tasted off to me so I didn't eat much, telling my mother-in-law I was watching my weight. Later on, while out doing a bit of shopping, I stopped at a red light. Guess who pulled up next to me while I was scarfing a fast food burger. FML

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By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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By LucidNightmare - 27/01/2013 05:38 - United States - Englewood

Today, I got a text from an unknown number saying, "You shouldn't be eating that." I was eating a piece of chocolate, cheating on my diet. FML

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By candymansvan17 - 17/08/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 14/01/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

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Saturday 12 May 2012 11:55

It's just a candy bar. That's not worth getting a ticket for! YDI

IIRoxieII 12

Saturday 12 May 2012 11:55

Hahaha, WTF?

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4204ever 0

Sunday 13 May 2012 15:20

You were not thinking

cheyennerosi33 0

Sunday 13 May 2012 15:29

Lmfao r u sireus

RiceChrispy03 9

Sunday 13 May 2012 17:41

Freakin idiot.

goliatron 9

Sunday 13 May 2012 18:10

That's what you get for nibbling on cheat chocolate, you bozo!

ifeelya 5

Sunday 13 May 2012 18:25

hahahahahaha i love this one!!

lesliepalomera 0

Monday 14 May 2012 0:21

Lol that was the most expensive chocolate bar you'll have in your life

midnight21 8

Monday 14 May 2012 8:06

You deserve it for being so stupid

born_hustla 26

Monday 14 May 2012 8:27

How do I find out what happened next!? Lol

sunnykitten 1

Monday 14 May 2012 10:25

You win!

Eclipse217 1

Monday 14 May 2012 15:49

Geez, calm down. The cop doesn't know you're on a diet and neither will any other stranger driving by, and no one will really care either. But the cop will care about the red light you just ran.