By makeitstop - 04/08/2011 13:41 - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML
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emmiep1011 7

I hope you resorted to butter beer.

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Filthy muggle!

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hthrbby93 0

Sure seems that way... :/

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deviant96 2

Hey, if you can admit to it, you sure as hell can recover from it! Now, go and get yourself some help before you hurt the poor girl.

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kodinbug 2

Wow. This FML is so stupid.

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jadegarner11 0

Uhh yes. You are a terrible parent. But at least you can admit it. That is the first step. :)

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Jezzebel1 10

You are terrible, you could at least pay attention and not be rude.......

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fatty_mcfathead 0

This is how I will be. When I babysit my brother, every time he goes on one of his "I'm going to ramble on about the same thing & repeat myself a million times" rolls, it's like with every shrill word my body tenses until I'm so wound up I just want to explode and scream and shake him until he just shuts up xD Wouldn't ever actually do it, but it's super annoying and stressful... And I can't help it even when I try lol

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