By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 13:19 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
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littlekellilee 45

I would have responded with "if you ever ask that again, all of them."

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Dusty_Cups 30

He should man up and love you every day of the month. Besides, I don't get what guys get so freaked out about. A period means that you aren't pregnant! If I were a guy, I'd be thrilled every month to get this news!

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counting_graves 0

Are you an insufferable jerk when menstruating?

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rocker_chick23 27

#19: I have PCOS and I have horrible cramps because of it and let me tell you, I have had the cysts burst during my period and I had to be hospitalized because of it. I also have PMDD which is a lot worse than regular PMS. Unless you have experienced horrible physical or emotional pain from your period, you have no right to tell us that we are overexaggerating.

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Vlen_fml 20

this is my response to knowing a GF's period day: i leave a note on the counter saying i've put her favorite ice cream in the freezer, there's half a pizza in the fridge, and i've barricaded myself in my den until it's over.

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coocookaylin 17

Why doesn't he just get a period tracker app on his phone for you? I know a guy who does that so he knows without even having to ask his girlfriend.

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daemonsparta 16

damn how bad are you on your period? if he needs to stay away like that. ... you might be at the level of throwing things

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Jethco 15

Maybe you should just control your emotions like an adult and stop being a fire breathing dragon and blaming it on your period.

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RayneSmytson 24

How do you know it's not just the boyfriend making a big deal out of nothing? He's the one blaming her emotions on it, not her, and it could just be that he's a dick, and not a hormonal thing.

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Dean__Winchester 16

If there's honest to God an app for this I'm gonna lose it by laughing my ass off

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SPN_lover666 27

There are several apps to track your period. It is a hell of a lot easier than using a calender.

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DoomedGemini 37

The one I have lets you track any symptoms as well and their severity. It helps if you need to talk to your doctor about anything and you are forgetful.

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RayneSmytson 24

Bit of a red flag there OP - if he can't love and respect you regardless of the time of the month, he's probably going to be just as disrespectful in other aspects of your relationship too.

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JCX2 23

I don't see the problem here. I have always tracked my period and let my significant other know which week I was going to be a little more emotional.

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DoomedGemini 37

Mostly the "stay the hell away from" op part.

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