By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 13:19 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
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littlekellilee 45

I would have responded with "if you ever ask that again, all of them."

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Dusty_Cups 30

He should man up and love you every day of the month. Besides, I don't get what guys get so freaked out about. A period means that you aren't pregnant! If I were a guy, I'd be thrilled every month to get this news!

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heyLaddieHey 18

"Every week. Of every month. Until you die."

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RedPillSucks 31

is someone taking Leviticus 15:19-33 a bit too seriously?

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weveallbeenthere 30

too many people are offended, granted he may have said it the wrong,g way, but the mood swings, violent outbursts, yelling, misery are all real.

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leogachi 15

@63 So you would just abandon your gf while she's miserable? There's no excuse for the violence or the yelling, but most people can't control their mood swings.

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SPN_lover666 27

#19,Tell that to someone with endometriosis, I would love to see them laugh in your face for being an ignorant bitch. My mom had had endometrosis which gave her horrible cramps, was hospitalized because she would bleed through so many heavy heavy pads, and at 40, had to get a hysterectomy. But please go on how it is overly exaggerated.

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missambitious 21

After that comment, how about every week...starting now.

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inolongercare 19

Why doesn't he just use it so he knows when it is coming?

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bluesky7 4

I have one of those apps. tracking your is a good thing to do, but only for your benefit.

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bluesky7 4

My periods aren't that bad. It's ovulation that gives me bad cramps. Yesterday I was doubled over in pain for an hour. it still hurts.

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RavenTheFoxx 16

I totally have the sane thing, 22. Sometimes I just have to lie on the floor and wait for the pain to stop. It sucks because my friends dont have them nearly as bad as i do, and so i feel like one unlucky girl.

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