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By poopsicle - 28/01/2016 00:29 - United States - Abington

Today, I was taking a dump at work. I had my two-way radio attached to the back of my belt. When I stood up and pulled my pants up, I managed to send the antenna straight up my butt. FML
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youngmessi252525 20

Did you get better reception?

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Cyrus00 41

Did they hear you scream on the other end?

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ndnpride88 25

Damn OP that's one rough way to lose your v card. Have to say you got courage to post this shit lol.

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CharlotteColeman 6

I guess you could call it a ... shitty signal

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ChiefKoala 30

Bruh. That really sucks. I mean..I really wish i could offer words of condolence but..I really don't know what to say. I mean..Are you okay? Is your ass okay? Did ambulances get involved? I do hope you're okay though but that is mighty horrifying.

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ShannonBonnanen 15

This is the best FML i have read yet. And I have been reading them since the site opened and can safely say I have read every single post.

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IOW_fml 1

Must have been an ANALogue radio

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