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By poopsicle - 28/01/2016 00:29 - United States - Abington

Today, I was taking a dump at work. I had my two-way radio attached to the back of my belt. When I stood up and pulled my pants up, I managed to send the antenna straight up my butt. FML
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Top comments

youngmessi252525 20

Did you get better reception?

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Cyrus00 41

Did they hear you scream on the other end?

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Comments

Brandi_Faith 33

I hope you washed that antenna with soap and water afterwards! *cringe*

41 3
MidnaLink 33

This is a good reason to say why I keep mine in my jacket pocket.

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Leauge 13

Must've been painful. But how did you manage to do that? Did you pull your pants up 6 mph or do you take ***** a lot to loosen your sphincter? I mean no harm it just seems interesting.

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lukian_fml 29

I hope you washed the literal shit out of it!

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cptncuttlefish 24

Haha holy shit dude

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Hilda_x 25

Yuck! I wouldn't want to be the next guy to use that radio!

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Baron_Kaz 15

I am reading this in the bus, and I burst out laughing. People think I am crazy. Rofl.

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LMAO__no 15

Maybe you should be more aware. Or, move your radio to another location while you pull your pants down. A total ydi.

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sammiaaron 16

no one deserves to have something go up their butt as a surprise

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