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By poopsicle - 28/01/2016 00:29 - United States - Abington

Today, I was taking a dump at work. I had my two-way radio attached to the back of my belt. When I stood up and pulled my pants up, I managed to send the antenna straight up my butt. FML
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youngmessi252525 20

Did you get better reception?

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Cyrus00 41

Did they hear you scream on the other end?

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Comments

samlovesham1234 9

That is why I always remove the radio from my belt before I drop trou.

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xGoldColossus 7

This made me spit hot chocolate out my nose.

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diego92 13

So, did you like it?

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SoaRKiA 8

Now whenever he farts his ass just says "Copy, 10-4 good buddy."

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tomvertigo 17

"Antenna went up my butt, how should I respond? Over."

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be82tw 17

Every proctologist story somehow seems to involve accidents like this. "It was a one in a million chance, Doc. One in a million!"

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