By radicaloser - 25/03/2011 08:50 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with the guy I like. All of a sudden, he pulls out a small vial of his blood to give to me, proving his undying love. Curious, I asked where he had gotten the blood. His answer? A razor blade. In his nose. FML
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mk58 31

Of all places he goes for the nose. Quite honestly, I'm wondering what put this into his head.

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Snowlight_fml 7

Nose blood? now that's just wimpy. Blood from the heart, and I wouldv'e been impressed.

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KMilliron 2

Isn't all blood essentially from the heart?

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xSnow 0

Well OP all I can say is, at least he likes you back.

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NaoPudding 8

I hope he still isn't "the guy you like"... if so, you both have serious issues...

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He_Shot_Me_Down8 0

I assume he chose to get it from his nose because the membrane inside your nose is super thin and its full of little capilaries and blood vessils. Just one little scratch and potentially it can look like someone busted you in the face with a baseball bat. Its the most painless and efficent spot. But thats just my oppinion.

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1234USMC 0

That's not gross or weird at all. My ex gf Angelina Jolie use to were a vial of my blood around her neck.

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keysnwaterfalls 0

how do girls fall for guys like this and I'm still single!? FML!

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irockusuck123 3

well... r u dating now or what? :P

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radicaloser 6

No we are not dating, we are sort of like best friends who like each other, except that he's "in love" with me.

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Miss_Random 0

Wait, he had a razor blade in his nose? Or did you mean he used a razor blade on his nose?

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radicaloser 6

He took a razor, and cut the inside of his nose..

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