By radicaloser - 25/03/2011 08:50 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with the guy I like. All of a sudden, he pulls out a small vial of his blood to give to me, proving his undying love. Curious, I asked where he had gotten the blood. His answer? A razor blade. In his nose. FML
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Same thing different taste

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briidontgive_ 0

That's freaking disgusting. And idont understand .. was he ready to capture the blood when it happened ? Hmm.. Strange boy.

and this is why you stay away from guys that watch twilight.

fthku 13

YDI for being "curious" and asking him where he got it from, instead of running away screaming. Also, is it really the FML that he got from the nose, and not that he got it, period?

Could've been creepier. He could have had a syringe and tried to inject his blood into you.

Oh and I kinda think it's bad that I'm imagining the guy as a midget

Haha, he's like almost 6 feet tall, definitely not a midget (: But yeah.. I'm thankful to say there were no syringes nearby.

skyeyez9 24

Reminds me of the creep who liked me when I was in high school. He would stare at me as he fastened safety pins into the flesh of his forearm. O.O

Oh jeeze. (: At least he didn't give you the blood from it, though, right?

He did it because looking at you was dangerous and he believed in safety first.

Totally sounds like you've got some lyrics doc.

Iknoweverything 29

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU EVEN ASKED!!!!!!!! I don't know if you're a woman or not, but if you are, you could put a bloody tampon in a vial and give it to him... and tell him that his undying love better not cause you to have to give up your monthly ritual.

Haha, Yes I am a woman, and I'm not too sure he'd appreciate a tampon too much..

ijnek 3

All you guys noticed was the bloody blood. How about his undyibg love. give the dude a break.

blo0_starZz 0

Agreed. You shouldn't run because of that-.-

He gave her a vial of his blood. Thats terrifying.. I'd be scared. That guy needs psychiatric help, seriously. Everyone on here seems to not think that this is a big deal. But seriously, who the hell does that. Thats really, really ****** up.

MalaInsane_11 0

why does he have vials to store blood? hes probably got bodies stored in his basement. hope you're not next.

Oh goodness, I really do hope you're wrong. Aha.

gothicwriter 0

i like the idea just not from the nose