Health: Today, I was hanging out with the guy I like. All of a sudden,...

By radicaloser - 25/03/2011 08:50 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with the guy I like. All of a sudden, he pulls out a small vial of his blood to give to me, proving his undying love. Curious, I asked where he had gotten the blood. His answer? A razor blade. In his nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 00:01

Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML

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By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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By keerta_fml - 04/05/2017 02:00

Today, while volunteering to feed the homeless, one of them asked me to follow him to his car where he had a knife and bottle so he could "bottle up my blood". FML

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By alisaav - 08/08/2014 07:40 - Thailand

Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML

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By dontask - 01/10/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2012 22:09 - Netherlands - Vianen

Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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Friday 25 March 2011 15:38

looks like u found a keeper lol

lilspike2231 5

Friday 25 March 2011 15:46

Then give him period blood.....jk lmao

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xJordieeBearhhx 0

Friday 25 March 2011 16:12

could be worse.. he could have got it from his penis.

meowmeowgirl 0

Friday 25 March 2011 23:34

so when he got a boner blood would squirt everywhere!? yumm :S

JenL_fml 7

Friday 25 March 2011 16:13

So, you're upset that he gave you a vial of blood or that the blood came from his nose? Or is it both?

radicaloser 6

Friday 25 March 2011 17:52

I just.. I had no idea what to say to him.. I mean.. The blood was strange, but I can deal, I just don't understand how he came up with the idea to cut the inside of his nose for the blood..

JenL_fml 7

Friday 25 March 2011 19:07

Yeah, I think I get you.

dmndrby789 0

Friday 25 March 2011 20:21

I was wondering the same thing. Personally, I wouldn't have been able to deal with the blood at all so I wouldn't have even asked where he got it from.

kaengelangeleyes 9

Tuesday 19 June 2012 11:18

If a guy did that to me I would break up with him, then maybe report that to someone. Like his parents or maybe some doctors. Thats majorly ****** up in my opinion. That guy needs psychiatric help.

sexymonique3000 0

Friday 25 March 2011 16:18

gurl I suggest u RUN!! that's creepy

instnt1nfction 17

Friday 25 March 2011 17:11

ok, "gurl"

sarapsosis 1

Friday 25 March 2011 20:45

yea you go gurl, mmhmm

blo0_starZz 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 6:03

Your pic pulled that off, sarap(something) :p

khaya 9

Friday 25 March 2011 16:23

He is willing to go through pain for you, he is a keeper.

rattusrattus 18

Friday 25 March 2011 16:30

You'd have heard the bang-bang-bang of my stompy boots hitting the pavement repeatedly at high speed the second he pulled the blood out. Accompanied by a loud "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!!!!!"