By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 19:55 - United States

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Today, I realized the closest thing I've had to an intimate relationship with a female is the one I have with my cat. Even then, she ignores me. FML
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Calen5556 0

I'm not sure if "intimate" is the best word choice to describe your relationship with your cat

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klimp 0

That is incredibly disturbing. Do you lick that pussy?

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SabyLuvsYuu 1

So, let me get this straight... You have sex with your cat, & she ignores you after?

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myanginski 0

How far have u guys gone ;)

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babygrl339515 0

Yay I got to make this post wierd. It was 741 for yls and 147 for ydi. I made it wierd okay I just dragged it lemme stop, yur life sucks op, but at least u got pussy

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teyyoshi 19

first ,i have to admit that intimate is just a simple word like close in my opinion, but after reading all comments ,i come to find it "sexually close", sometimes the hidden meanig of a word is lost in translation ,actually

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