By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 19:55 - United States

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Today, I realized the closest thing I've had to an intimate relationship with a female is the one I have with my cat. Even then, she ignores me. FML
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Calen5556 0

I'm not sure if "intimate" is the best word choice to describe your relationship with your cat

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klimp 0

That is incredibly disturbing. Do you lick that pussy?

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naijee 5

Well "get the pussy" is all I can say.

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HannahWho 8

Sorry, Op, but that doesn't count. I mean, you were born right? So you were inside a woman for nine months, so I think that counts as the most "intimate' you will EVER be with a woman.

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superfire 3

Oh yea will my closet intimate relationship is with my right hand hahaha

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EEBAL 2

This is why I prefer dogs lol

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Jujuboo_3 25

Um what are you doing with your cat...??

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Daesh_fml 9

Is it cause you're Gay? I bet you have a boyfriend. lol

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