Health: Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make...

By Anonymous - 03/06/2012 05:50 - United States - Egg Harbor Township

Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML

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By Staples - 15/05/2010 06:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML

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By 41k312 - 01/11/2016 05:03

Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML

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By Steve - 24/02/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 10:57 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML

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By nyu - 25/01/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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By all5fingers - 08/09/2011 05:23 - Canada

Today, I was playing my guitar and felt something like an itch under my foot, so I attempted to scratch it by rubbing against the floor. The big cockroach made a very distinct "crunch". FML

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By thosedamnkids - 22/01/2012 05:09 - United States

Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML

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By scaryhairy - 04/11/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML

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By anditburnsburnsburns - 27/08/2013 18:13 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML

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By Bad day to be my toes - 08/12/2024 09:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML

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Sunday 3 June 2012 11:52

How could that possibly go wrong?

Greendaycheese 12

Sunday 3 June 2012 11:53

What a genius idea!

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RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 3 June 2012 16:22

It puts the lotion on its foot

morgann_believee 5

Sunday 3 June 2012 16:34

Is that the only thing available to use?

Ray_of_midnight 22

Sunday 3 June 2012 17:30

I...I believe you have my stapler.

GhostDog14 4

Sunday 3 June 2012 17:33

You have a brain. Use it

fmlllqueenn 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 17:59

Ewwwww

gottageek 17

Sunday 3 June 2012 18:06

Mildly curious for what you'd use for a head itch, nail gun?

ancollins 6

Sunday 3 June 2012 18:14

I've done it, OP. You are not alone

braheem 5

Sunday 3 June 2012 18:16

stupidly lame!

jodinsinthehouse 2

Sunday 3 June 2012 18:49

Did the itch go away?

icanthealu 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 19:10

hmm.... next time use a table corner

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