Yes, but unfortunately there is no cure for stupid.

Good one :D

Yes there is: homicide.

Perhaps if he stuck his foot in your ass, the itching will go away.

Ah, yes, 72, I forgot about that one. I believe it can be administered through a series of shots.

Maybe they start off with some common sense, but curiosity gets the best of them; thus causing them to attempt stupid things, causing the gradual eradication of brain cells. Or maybe they're just born stupid... maybe.

"These days" . . . I take it you travel around in a TARDIS and are actually 900 + years old?

29- Well of course.

There are stupid people in every generation, but it just seems like these days more of them are revealing themselves to the public.

#34 In every generation there is a Chosen One. He or she alone will stand against the Elitist Intellectual Societies, the pioneering four-year olds, and the forces of wisdom. He or she is The Idiot.

Its quite unusual for people to drop a ROW of staplers on the ground. Plus you should really wear shoes like most civilised people do.

Who wears shoes around their own home. And whether it's "unusual" or not to drop a row of staples, it obviously happened.

27- staples* Most staples come in a ROW. If you buy a pack of staples, they come stuck together so that you can put them in the stapler.

You like photographing dead animals? You are one weird ************.

thanks, i have 10 if you want to see them all

A paring knife? A katana? Wait a second, you're telling me that these am AREN'T good alternatives?

I don't want to be a grammar nazi or anything, but its *brilliant.

46-Too late. You have already been infected with the GN virus. Change is inevitable. ACCEPT THE TRANSITION! Kind of like becoming a brony.

Or obsessed with YouTube... Undoubtedly, I am all three.

on the bright side... it wasnt a nail gun?