By Anonymous - 03/06/2012 05:50 - United States - Egg Harbor Township

Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML
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Greendaycheese 12

What a genius idea!

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KM96 24

Ouch! ... I cant imagine your unbelievable pain right now … let alone the embarrassment.

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stevenmx86 7

Wow, surprising that this actually turned out bad...

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PotatoSupahNinja 3

I'm sorry but I don't feel bad for you. That's just self explanatory. YDI.

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motherlovahh 7

I don't get what's so stupid about rubbing something sharp and dangerous against your skin, it stopped itching. Right?

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perdix 29

On the plus side, you did find a way to make your boobs bigger that doesn't involve bedbugs.

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tobedd 13

OP is a guy, so if his boobs are bigger as a result something more than an itch is going on.

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CVTrojans21 1

81, I believe this is a reference to another FML.

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Awsumuzzie 12

I don't understand people taking risks like this to avoid paying a couple of bucks for itching cream. My mom itches with a steak knife... she wasn't the only person I've seen do that splendid idea.

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Dracoboxer357 35

49- Uh....I've been guilty of scratching an inch with a steak knife occasionally, not habitually, but the skin on my feet are as thick as shoe leather. It's maddening sometimes, but it happens so rarely that I forget about it until several months later, it happens again. *Lowers head in shame* ;P

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Awsumuzzie 12

64, my mom has the same reason, and she's not lying. One of the reasons you bring a sharp object near your foot is when you are "playing a game"and are chained to a toilet in the same room with a dead body in the middle of the room in a blood pool. But you seem safe :-D

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kthxbie 10

Using a foot file works for me. I know that itch is ******* annoying.

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wildsweetchild 19

That's one way to do it...substitute the itch with pain.

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