By NykP - 02/10/2013 16:56 - United States - Mesa
The Top
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By ~~~ - 29/06/2014 17:08 - Australia - Adelaide
Brave guy
By AbandonedHouseWife - 17/10/2012 20:16 - Canada - Grande Prairie
Great to know
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Tipton
By cheyeahh6 - 17/11/2013 22:41 - Australia - Toorak
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Hello! Wow, was NOT expecting this to get published! Just to let you all know what happened in more detail, the guy came through the drive thru around 3am and ordered $80 worth of food. I must have either read the order wrong or counted wrong and put in an extra cheeseburger. When he called back, I picked up, and he verbally abused me for about 2 minutes about how he was feeling sick because of my ignorance and that I should have known better. When I gave the phone to my manager, she listened, then sighed and responded with, "you're an idiot" and hung up. Haha. He then came back and we had to call the police to make him leave because he was clogging up the drive thru. Unfortunately, we've dealt with worse people.
By beforegirl - 08/11/2010 21:11 - Australia
Went a bit too far, Sigmund
By notatherapist - 01/10/2014 23:08 - Netherlands - Huizen
By jdrew32 - 04/02/2013 02:17 - United Kingdom - Liverpool
By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 06:35 - United States
Master prankers
By bear92 - 19/06/2009 04:25 - United States
By Anonymous - 04/09/2014 06:44 - United States - Saginaw
By Anon - 13/06/2009 05:17 - United States
By iLikeMyLegs - 09/05/2013 23:18 - Canada - Oshawa
Rock on, dude
By sammers27 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Scottsdale
Snoozefest
By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States
Dad jokes
By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 17:56 - Philippines - Dasmarinas
By ugh - 01/06/2014 22:15 - United States - Concord
By Anonymous - 11/10/2013 11:45 - United States - Monroe
By Ilostsomuch - 04/01/2012 18:30 - United States
Thanks, asshat
By Anonymous - 16/03/2014 18:53 - United States - Wellsville
It burns
By WTF - 16/03/2011 22:05
By um...no? i don't think so anyway - 15/12/2013 19:16 - United States - Warren
By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 07:52 - United States - Bend
Not now
By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 23:00 - United States - Marlton
By Madster15 - 15/09/2013 06:05 - Australia - Melbourne
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OP here, I actually found it rather cute more than annoying, when I'm out though the cats will be too. vasoline and Vicks on the tap? no thanks, that would make ME avoid the taps too. changing the faucets all over my house could be more expensive than anything. the cat puns....please don't. number 23 should also be shunned, cat hater. lastly, I should point out I have three cats because one was stray, if I give him to a shelter she will be killed because she is rather unfriendly at times.
By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 20:55 - United States - Gardner
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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 00:09 - United States - Green Bay
By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 06:21 - United States - San Francisco
By midnightsun1143 - 24/11/2013 08:32 - United States - New Braunfels
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OP here! The ring had always been so tight that I couldn't get it off, but I guess loosing baby weight combined with the cold weather, my finger shrunk enough. I agree with commenters... I found it extremely odd that I didn't notice... Maybe a case of missing limb syndrome but with a ring? Anyhow, after spending a morning raking the leaves in freezing rain, I FOUND IT! An FML win! (Oh, and #55 sleet does freeze leaves when you live in Texas and the ground is warm enough to melt the sleet but the wind cold enough to re-freeze it. But we can compromise and say we are both right because it has been alternating between freezing rain and sleet for a little while now). WIN!
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Hi, I'm the OP. For one, I certainly do not have an IPhone, I have an old brick that doesn't have data. Secondly, I actually have my account set up so I cannot be over-drafted so all of the charges got declined and I have already shut down the card. Now my card was not actually stolen, they were just using the numbers. I asked the bank how they could have gotten those and they couldn't give me a definitive answer. They said it's as easy as your waitress could have copied the numbers and is using it online or something got hacked. Thirdly, I have no money because I am just a poor college student. I work two jobs but with the cost of school I have nothing left to keep in my account. I do not have a house, I am living in a little room at my grandparents. I do have a cat, but I buy large bags of food and it lasts him like three months. I do not have any children. I was certainly laughing at the stupid person who would try to steal from me.