By Anonymous - 29/05/2013 04:32 - United States - Sparta
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By Anonymous - 11/06/2014 21:38 - Australia - Granville
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By thanks4support - 14/05/2014 13:12 - United States - Grove City
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OP here, first off I am not overweight, just gained about ten pounds shortly out of nowhere. Thank you to all of those who did have health concerns I am looking into all that.
Lower your expectations
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By Anonymous - 20/07/2013 21:31 - Canada - Toronto
Realistic
By thesitter - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By catfan - 30/10/2013 05:48 - United States - Wildomar
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Hi this is OP. First off, my daughter is not pregnant. She has been going to school sex ed classes since she was 11, apparently they don't explain how someone gets pregnant in enough detail. She told me she's a virgin, though she thought she wasn't because she was "having sex" with the showerhead. Apparently one of her friends had told her masturbation counts as sex.
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By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Tiber46 - 26/05/2013 08:33 - United States - Long Beach
Because reasons
By Off_Road - 04/06/2014 19:30 - United States - North Pole
Alexa, play "Five Years" by David Bowie
By elle - 19/11/2013 17:31 - United States - Round Lake
Nice meeting you
By LifeFucksUsAll - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
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By _sempiternus - 16/11/2013 16:18 - United States
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For those of you that were wondering- yes, I'm alright. :) I'm anemic, and sometimes it catches up to me and I'll start to get lightheaded/faint. I hadn't been feeling well all day, and thought food might help... Guess I was a bit late. In regards to my 'friends', I suppose I used the term loosely. They aren't my closest friends by far, but I've known them for years. We were close enough that I ASSUMED the sight of me falling and bashing my head open would be more important than their need for dry, school-food lasagna. And, in response to one commenter, I didn't expect them to immediately transform into doctors. But it still doesn't feel too great when the people you call 'friends' step over you, sprawled on the ground and bleeding, in favor of food. And no, I don't speak to them anymore. We had a fall out shortly after this incident. Ah well, highschool is a joke anyways.
By IronSkye - 29/08/2013 10:55 - Romania - Bucharest
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Okay, I'm glad this FML got published. Thanks, guys! However, looks like I have some questions to answer. Firstly, my sister is almost eleven. The day before, we went shopping, and dad bought foir bottles of beer for a game he was going to watch in two days with his friends. My sister took the bottles and put the beer in cups, it totally looked like lemonade. She even put some lemons next to them! Yes, it was light beer, fortunately. But still alcohol. The kids told their mums the juice tasted funny, so they took a sip and figured out what it actually was. In the end, my sister's excuse was that she knew lemonade wouldn't have been successful anyway.
By HillaryAngelic - 22/07/2013 07:09 - United States - Flint
By talktothefacecausethehandswanking - 22/06/2013 18:54 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul
By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane
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Misunderstanding
By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 18:49 - United States - Rice Lake
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The neighbour in question was male. No he was not naked (thank god). When he noticed me he just ran off back to his house.