By Mayabie - 16/10/2011 21:08 - France
The Top
Not funny, man
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By frustrated - 17/08/2013 22:56 - Ireland - Killarney
Strapped for cash
By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 05:49 - United States
By LowOnGas - 02/05/2019 18:00
Headshot
By Username - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France
Great balls of fire
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By pardon my English :$ - 09/08/2013 22:53 - France
PANIC
By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 05:11 - United States
The secret
By vickyxanne - 13/06/2009 00:10 - United States
By dmanrique - 04/10/2011 15:10 - United States
Cool move, dude
By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 09:47 - France
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By hellalegit - 07/11/2014 06:26 - United States - San Jose
hellalegit tells us more.
By Kayt - 03/10/2011 04:38 - United States
Cheers!
By imamonster1992 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By confused - 28/09/2011 04:55 - Australia
By Jay - 06/06/2009 13:17 - United States
Tonight, on Euphoria…
By Anonymous - 08/03/2022 00:01
Sounds reasonable…
By Immaculatedream - 27/07/2013 07:56 - New Zealand
Benched
By fmlprobot - 04/06/2009 23:48 - United States
By anonymous - 01/12/2010 08:30 - United States
By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Princeton
Thanks, auntie
By itwasmyfavoriteshirt - 16/08/2012 19:28 - United States - Bentonville
By letstradefamilies - 21/12/2015 21:50 - United States - San Francisco
By ThanksMom - 02/06/2009 12:06 - United States
ThanksMom tells us more.
Hi, FMLer here. The reason my mother said that was because she wanted me to get back together with my first boyfriend, though I've been with my new fiance for 5 years. She never got over me leaving my first and never accepted anyone after. And as you might have noticed in my previous paragraph- I said yes! (And by the way, my father told my mother if she leaves, he'd stay and wouldnt give her the car keys. ;) )
By Not so much of a teachers pet - 22/10/2014 20:55 - United States
Chillaxed
By xXxXxTOBIxX - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Raleigh
Rubbing it in
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Keywords
OP here :) So just a little background: I was in fact using spray cans of paint so I was doing it in the driveway because I didn't want to damage the grass in my backyard. The little kid comes over when I turn my back for two seconds and annihilates it. His mom just laughed when I told her ugh :( Fortunately, although the project was due today, I got an extension from my super cool teacher :)