By NurseGabby - 24/02/2016 19:26 - United States - Gadsden
The Top
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By Talis - 12/01/2016 13:24 - United States - Eureka
By 'Earmeout! - 28/04/2017 12:04
Pixiewolfe tells us more.
Wow my life really sucks with two FMLs published in a month. Luckily she did not actually cut any part of the ear off. It was painful and bleeding a lot but I'm no van Gogh look a like.
Wars of the Stars
By Sarge9774 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 16:00
Bad sex
By Undersexed - 14/09/2016 22:01 - United States - Washington
Creepypasta
By Anonymous - 13/09/2016 02:51 - United States - Omaha
By KiraK_320 - 19/08/2016 01:15 - United States - Baton Rouge
KiraK_320 tells us more.
Hi everyone, OP here (well my nickname's gonna show so I'm not sure I needed to say it, but whatever)! Thanks for all the wishes and hugs. <3 First, I saw a few people ask about the cat; she's perfectly fine! And it wasn't actually my cat, it was my mom's boyfriend's... My cat and I live in Baton Rouge in an apartment with my dad, and I had just moved in there in April, so the majority of my things were here but... I had left my memorabilia box (the cards from my grandfather, a lot of childhood books and stuffed animals, the awards, etc.) at my mom and her boyfriend's house in Denham Springs (which, to any of you fellow Louisianians, you know the entire town was flooded), and I had forgotten some of my art supplies and old sketchbooks there alongside my Xbox and Wii unfortunately.Anyway, I actually have some good news: I had submitted this before I was able to go back to the house to salvage things and so when I did manage to go through the flooded stuff (after the water receded, of course), I was able to save a lot of it! Funnily enough, my Wii had been in a plastic tub that also floated, so that was safe. I got to wring out my stuffed animals, and wash them at a laundromat, and I also managed to carefully separate the flooded cards and lay them out in the sun to dry... very happy about that! Again, thanks guys :^) and to any of you that went through the flood as well, I hope you're doing ok and that your families were safe.
Framed
By Anonymous - 17/08/2016 15:18 - Australia - Adelaide
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By Anonymous - 09/08/2016 15:43 - United States - Pembroke
By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque
By single - 15/12/2017 10:00 - United States - San Jose
Quickie
By HolyyMolyy - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
By EyesofStone - 01/06/2016 01:03 - United States
By jameen - 07/05/2016 11:48 - United Kingdom - Newbury
By pohoon - 09/03/2016 19:40 - United States
pohoon tells us more.
Hey! I usually wake up quite early, but I ended up staying up till 11 since I got really nervous. It was my dream job and I messed it up pretty badly. Luckily, they contacted me a week later to reschedule after I embarrassingly told them the honest truth.
By Double Standard - 12/10/2018 08:30 - United States - Menasha
By emeraldapostle - 27/10/2018 19:21
emeraldapostle tells us more.
Hey everyone, OP here. Just letting you kmow that I have since left the job and now OSHA and various health departments are having a hayday with the restaraunt. Thank you everyone for showing concern!
Know it all
By Ishikur - 03/02/2016 13:33 - Canada - Airdrie
Sex ed failed a generation
By Anonymous - 16/06/2019 00:01
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By SeeingGreen - 08/05/2017 02:00 - Australia - Melbourne
By lacucarcha - 15/10/2015 21:47 - United Kingdom - Telford
By betterpianist - 29/11/2016 21:04 - United States
By oops - 27/09/2015 02:24 - Australia - Cheltenham
Connection
By Anonymous - 22/08/2015 05:49 - Canada - London
Is negging still a thing?
By coffeewench - 22/08/2017 04:29
Brief encounter
By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Pewaukee
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Well the truth is I work in hospice. I was sent to an admission without the information I needed so I could give a family 5 star treatment because they are a friend of someone in the facility I went to. In the end I told my boss maybe she should stand in the corner for not properly informing me, and I treat everyone with the same compassion and dignity no matter who they are or know!