High times
By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 10:09 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 10:09 - United States - San Francisco
By CRWMEN - 22/12/2009 05:57 - United States
By NoBasement4U - 26/11/2015 20:24 - Canada - Medicine Hat
By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 02:13 - United States
By time to buy a gun - 02/11/2015 04:22 - United States - Carolina
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
By That idiot - 28/08/2014 02:33 - United States - Las Vegas
By KeysToHappiness - 16/08/2015 12:39 - United States - Roseville
By Staying Home Today - 04/03/2014 12:25 - United States - Severn
By howannoying - 16/02/2013 06:24 - Australia - Melbourne
By catpeecathy - 14/09/2009 04:20 - United States
By Anonymous - 22/02/2018 15:00
By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 20:07 - France - Sardieu
By Anonymous - 16/11/2012 00:36 - United States - Panama City
By Shane - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
By Micawber - 31/01/2011 13:55 - Denmark
By Halcyon_Sancta - 19/01/2015 13:05 - United States - Las Vegas
By Tired - 13/07/2009 13:25 - Philippines
By drunkdial - 06/01/2010 05:53 - France
By jcedarholm - 13/09/2012 05:19 - United States - San Marcos
By theaaxis - 26/11/2014 21:43 - United States
Wow, this got published! To give a little background, my mom had been telling me for years that she would pay for my first two years of college, though she's a fickle woman, so I kept a backup plan. When she withdrew the offer, I accepted the situation gracefully, and am now taking a gap year, working 77 hours a week, so I won't have to depend on her. Any resentment over the money is over the week's notice I was given, which even still makes me worry about her financial situation more so than my own. That she wants even the gift back does bother me a little, but I by no means expected her to pay my way through life, and am very much financially independent. Thanks much to the many of you who understood!
By NotRussian - 03/10/2011 04:15 - United States
By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:09 - United States
By Anonymous - 01/09/2014 02:18 - United States - Bronx
By lefthandspanker - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Craig
By screwedwoman27 - 19/06/2011 18:03 - United States
By for fuck's sake, gran - 25/07/2015 05:30 - United States - Bainbridge
By only my life - 22/04/2014 22:21 - United States - Concord
By fuck you, gran - 09/03/2013 00:38 - United States - Ashland
By Sfg_926 - 26/06/2016 05:02 - United States - Newberg
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Hi, op here. Just so you guys know, the fart didn't kill my boyfriend. And now we fart around each other all the time. It's hilarious. Also- I know heteronormativity is a thing, but we're both men.