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By erlad678 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
By erlad678 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
By Amanda - 13/12/2010 16:29 - United States
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By Anon - 13/06/2013 02:40 - Canada - Ottawa
By stinky breath - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Whittier
By tillyg15 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Droitwich
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia
By Jordan - 02/04/2015 19:58 - Jordan - Amman
By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo
By hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 05:29 - Canada
By Singer_Song - 23/08/2013 05:04 - United States
By dentinpalevo - 29/12/2009 07:29 - Cyprus
By ohmy - 17/12/2009 19:09 - Canada
By InfestedCarOwner - 15/12/2015 02:16 - United States - San Francisco
Hey Guys, OP here! I'm amazed this got posted, haha. As for my rat situation - Thank you for all the suggestions. I'll definitely try and trap them in the sticky traps. For anyone telling me to clean my car, I work in pizza delivery and my cars actually very clean. I have to clean it on a regular basis, But that doesn't mean it won't smell like food all the time. A little extra backstory, Our neighbors had a rat infestation, too. We're assuming that whichever rats survived decided to make our trash cans their home, and since my car is right next to the trash cans, They got in. Also, For the people saying to use cats - A family member suggested we use our kittens to get them out. Which I'm not going to do.
By MdT - 23/05/2009 11:51 - South Africa
By Bookworm - 05/06/2013 17:02 - United Kingdom
By sad-boing - 02/10/2015 21:01 - United Kingdom - Dartford
By jfc, how just how - 19/05/2013 19:56 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes
By sstahpp - 20/08/2015 21:24 - South Africa - Pretoria
By wondermoose - 09/08/2016 06:54
Hello, OP here. My boyfriend and I are very open and communicate about what we want to try and what we don't want to try. We've been together three years and pretty much will try anything as long as we are both comfortable. We were in the shower during this conversation and it started as a joke for me to pee on him and I told him I didn't want to but I think he was offended because he thought I was feeling self conscious in front of him so he felt like he wasn't doing his 'boyfriend duty' by making me feel okay with that... I know sounds strange. But we're over it and he actually doesn't want me to pee on him at all. Go figure. Thanks for the jokes and advice to you all!
By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 07:46 - United States - Denton
By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy
By countryb_cth - 14/05/2016 20:57 - Canada - Consort
OP here, wow I can't believe this actually got posted. I want to say thank you for the kind words, it was deffinatly nerve racking. To clear some things up, no we did not call the cops. The reason is once I heard the phone go off I woke up my mom and she turned on all the outside lights scaring whoever it was off. (I could tell because their phone went off again but that time the sound was farther away) Also I could tell it was a cell phone from how close it was and ring tones are easy to recognize. For the people saying it could be someone passing through, I highly doubt it since my back yard is fenced and my neighbors are not close together at all. However we are thinking it might be just some teenagers, since when housing construction was going on across the road from us some teens snuck into the unfinished houses, so it could be just them. Thankfully though my parents lock up the gates to the back yard and have a motion sensor camera set up that sends a message to your phone when triggered. We also own 3 dogs, one of which is a great dane. He's a big baby but his bark sure is scary. We hope the person doesn't come back again, if they do we will be calling the cops. There has only ever been one break in the neighborhood and we hope to keep it that way.
By N - 08/02/2009 08:04 - United States
By librarygirl - 13/08/2009 00:34 - United States
By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 05:01 - United States - Wentzville
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I'm the OP. The reason I say Japanese specifically is because I do know a few words and included them in the song. I do love anime. I'm actually a really good singer, I've bee compared to Evanescance (I'm not trying to show off I have no reason to show off to online strangers). I was singing because I had a tune in my head and was being silly. Also the restroom is in the back of the Library so I didn't think it would go that far. I didn't know because not a single person made a face or anything.