By phukt - 19/05/2010 18:42 - United States
The Top
Not now, Kelsey
By Amy - 01/04/2011 01:46 - United States
By damnit - 03/02/2009 10:47 - United States
Get away from me
By Jinthebar - 06/05/2009 04:13 - United States
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By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 12:00 - Australia
Nice guy
By LucklessNiceGuy - 05/12/2011 07:22 - United States
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By anonymous - 15/08/2010 13:12 - Netherlands
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By Anonymous - 05/11/2009 22:14 - United States
Stooooop!
By AgentFreshers - 07/07/2011 23:07 - United States
Wasps can **** right off
By Jeff - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Ballsy427 - 25/07/2014 12:05 - United States - Apo
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By Anonymous - 27/03/2013 16:54 - United States
By Anonymous - 31/05/2011 11:21
Todd is fine, and you?
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By Kaibel - 21/05/2016 21:39 - United States - Los Angeles
Kaibel tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here! Let me give you guys a little back story on the situation: I found out about this because I went on holiday with my best friend, which meant I would be leaving home for the first time WITHOUT my parents ever. On the sixth day, my face broke out horribly and I was feeling very nauseas. When my parents called to check up on me (since I was away in another state) I told them I had been feeling sick all day. One thing led to another, and they eventually confessed what they have been doing all these years (I'm 17 now). My reaction? Yeah, I was pretty pissed off. I hung up on my parents and literally threw my phone against the bed. The sad thing is, when I get really mad I cry, so there were a lot of tears involved as well. I've never had a real boyfriend or anything like that, so I have no idea why they did this. I'm going to see a doctor once I get back home, but until then, I'm going to ignore the calls and texts my parents send me. Thank you guys for all the support c':
Bizarre Love Triangle
By awkward - 27/02/2011 12:39 - Finland
By longsock123 - 30/04/2013 15:09 - United States - Milpitas
longsock123 tells us more.
I mean, you're commenting on FML, I'm eating mayonnaise in a mall... the amount of "life" between the two of us is not very high.
Sorry…
By Ricky - 09/03/2009 00:00 - Canada
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By Foreigner - 01/08/2011 15:05 - Jersey
Big awkward moment
By JDLAX1924 - 05/08/2010 23:24 - United States
By dumped - 17/04/2011 21:12 - South Africa
Scarred for life
By Aly - 09/12/2011 15:40 - United States
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I am a design engineer. My boss is good looking, but married. I apologised the next day, she said no hard feelings, pun intended. 'she's very funny'