By waxer150 - 22/03/2015 22:32 - United States - Ashtabula
The Top
By DDRFreak - 19/03/2015 21:49 - Canada - Kitchener
By babygurl69 - 20/01/2009 21:38 - Canada
Digging it
By blech - 08/12/2014 23:08 - Canada - Edmonton
J'ACCUSE!
By Whoops - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By UKRukus - 18/01/2016 21:13 - United Kingdom - London
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Standards
By "missnettymarie" - 12/05/2017 08:42 - Canada - Westerose
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Hey OP here. Thanks for all the comments. They seriously made me laugh my ass off haha. The guy was/is actually a really great person and is very kindhearted. They tattoos are in no way an accurate representation of his character. When I made this post I was admitedly feeling all butt hurt and rejected so I guess I decided to be a dirt bag and post about it on social media. In all reality it wasn't that big of a deal and I have definitely since moved on.
By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States
By drugdealersgf - 02/12/2016 06:55
Talk to me
By iMarriedmymother - 07/11/2009 07:06 - United States
By wrongtarget - 21/10/2009 05:40 - United States
By KayIsKiwi99 - 29/08/2016 19:00 - United States - Houston
Clumped
By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 00:17 - United States
By kaleemuller - 03/05/2016 15:50 - United States - Charlotte
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Just to clear this up, my keys were in the safe, so was my passport, however so were the things of 6 other people. I was the first person to leave and when I asked them to hand me my passport out of the safe when I left, completely forgetting I had put anything else in the safe. I arrived at the airport at midnight and was unable to get into my apartment until the next day where I did have a spare set of car and apartment keys. The resort did mail my keys to me a few days later and now I have them. Yes, I learned my lesson and in the future will be triple checking things myself!
By labcho - 20/09/2018 21:00 - Canada - Ottawa
Rock n roll!
By christous - 22/11/2008 04:42 - France
Oh please
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States
Hello there!
By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
Not so anal retentive then…
By Anonymous - 03/02/2017 22:00 - United Kingdom - Hull
By TheGreatSquirrel - 04/01/2016 22:10 - United States - New Berlin
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OP here. I'm IT, not an English major, and 300 charas is a limited space. Sorry if it was too garbled. This actually happened last year and was the last straw as far as my job there went. The company had a small sales staff and a policy where tech personnel, working on their own time, could bring in new clients. You got a biannual bonus proportional to how much the client contracted for. At the time, my wife was pregnant and on bedrest, so we really could have used the extra money. I had a friend working for a nice-sized company in the area that needed some IT services. While I didn't get any insider secrets from him, what I knew from general conversation was enough to tailor an offer and know how to present it to the company owner. My boss was the kind of person who saw everyone competent as conspiring to threaten his job, so he insisted on being on the call she wanted to confirm everything before signing. He was condescending to the client, constantly interrupted her, and tried to sell her things that she would never need. It was obvious he didn't know or care what her company needed or wanted. She politely asked him to stop and he dressed her down for rudeness and disrespect in front of her own employees. When she declined to sign a contract with us, he blamed me, even though I'd only gotten about three sentences out. And then I got a job somewhere much better and quit.
Bullet dodged
By Alien - 29/12/2015 11:07 - Switzerland
By alex327 - 29/10/2015 03:32 - United States - Dayton
By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 23:30 - United States - Trenton
By Kml - 14/11/2016 12:31
By milksquad - 28/07/2017 10:37
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OP here! This is my second FML to get published this week, either I'm on a roll or my life is just really shitty lol. I was pretty bitter when I posted this but in hindsight, yeah, it was a pretty stupid decision. Looks (and a cute accent) aren't everything I suppose! I guess I was more surprised that he left so abruptly. Like, he came and then put on his clothes and walked out with barely a goodbye. I've had meaningless Tinder hookups in the past and they were always at least nice about it. I guess those were just flukes. Definitely learned my lesson!
By Pisspants - 17/09/2016 04:39 - Canada - Edmonton
Friendly fire
By Davios - 24/09/2009 04:34 - United States
By Dediti - 14/06/2016 16:26 - United Kingdom - Luton
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Hey guys: OP here. You're probably right to a degree about it being my issue. I'm not the most confident, I gained a lot of weight and I was hospitalised 2 days before the wedding so I was pretty ill. On the other side of the coin the photographers insisted on some outside photos and it was raining that misty rain... so my hair and makeup were ruined. The photos are all very natural and taken as you see them, not much in the way of editing so flaws are there for all to see. The girls were lovely and I've seen some of their other work and it was stunning. I guess maybe I don't have a flattering angle! Some of my guests candids were alright so I'll use those.
By story of my life. - 21/02/2009 14:33 - Switzerland
By Host grandfather - 21/09/2018 06:00 - United States - Tampa
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It was not a routemaster. im a londoner too. i take risks crossing myself, but i know when you can do it, and when you cant. this guy didnt realise the bus was right behind him as he went to run out on the road. he wouldnt have made it. if he goes about catching buses like that every day, it defies science and logic as to how he is still alive.