Weird

By Anonymous - 20/01/2026 00:00

Today, to anyone else who thinks court can be weird, I say this: I just had to testify in court about my penis because it was relevant to the case. FML
I agree, your life sucks 337
You deserved it 83

Same thing different taste

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To be honest that makes you sound like you’re the defendant in a rape or abuse trial.

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As long as you didn't have to testify by grabbing your testes with your hand because it was somehow relevant to the case.

To be honest that makes you sound like you’re the defendant in a rape or abuse trial.

tiptoppc 19

Even if they are, false accusations are in fact known to exist as revenge. So it would, and if anyone wants to lambast me on this statement, kids have ruined a few teachers lives with it because they got bad grades. One went so far as to upload and use A.I. to generate fake videos of theirs and created a nightmare for them before it was found out to be faked. A.I. is only going to make things worse. Secondly, divorce cases in at-fault divorces sadly still can include accusations, as well as medical malpractice. One of which i sat in one that documented how a male can no longer have sex after a routine surgery on his leg ended up with partial castration and complete nerve damage. Other times, police have been known to be lazy and when few details emerge in a rape case, they grab anyone they think they can pin it on. And police lie on stand all the time