Miscellaneous: Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to... - FML

By ThatOneGirl646 - 12/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

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Pentium_4 27

Thursday 12 January 2012 8:55

for all the guys' sake in your school.....keep wearing the yoga pants!

xbrit551 13

Thursday 12 January 2012 8:55

Damn, I love yoga pants

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monkey27 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 9:32

Most dumbest threat iv ever heard

CiscoKid13 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 10:09

Can I "like" this?

jofratt99 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 13:53

How do you know your dad would agree to that?

IchigoKoneko 6

Sunday 15 January 2012 20:23

It's you're own fault for wearing them like an idiot. So you can't really complain about your dad acting like one too. Wise up and change your clothes!

hahshaahahahahah 0

Monday 16 January 2012 3:50

i look forward to yoga pants in school

AshleyBerrie 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 7:03

Is your dad hawt?

rotflmao14 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 14:21

KEEP THE PANTS ON AND BRING A CAMERA!!!!!!

johnel54 5

Monday 23 January 2012 4:01

Atleast dress it up

lucyinthesky420 10

Monday 23 January 2012 10:33

The only difference is the fact that yoga pants have pant legs.. Speedos do not. Other than that I see no difference between the two..

mellowmo0d88 8

Friday 3 February 2012 11:55

Haha, that's awesome

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