Miscellaneous: Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to...

By ThatOneGirl646 - 12/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

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Thursday 12 January 2012 8:55

for all the guys' sake in your school.....keep wearing the yoga pants!

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Damn, I love yoga pants

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onanymouse 1

Thursday 12 January 2012 21:45

My dad would pick me up in a speedo just because.

ultra_notorious 26

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:31

nothing wrong with wearing them, as a guy i love checking out girl's asses in them and trying to spot camel toes!

helloello 2

Friday 13 January 2012 10:07

See, this is why the mom doesn't want the daughter wearing them.

slushybox 9

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:56

Does anyone realize that there's a good chance that yoga pants are not flattering on her? Haha ????

jbelden 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:11

My mom told me that they are a second skin and it was like her wearing a swim suite.... It was bad.. I'll keep wearing them if u do!

bubblezz0504 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:12

that's stupid. yoga pants are so comfy. I wear them all the time

Thekidinme 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:54

Gotta love yoga pants ;)

Glidefedt 6

Friday 13 January 2012 0:18

It's like sweatpants or tracksuit bottoms. The single most comfortable, non shorts legwear for men.

rawr1011 4

Friday 13 January 2012 1:27

Stop wearing the pants

blink978 1

Friday 13 January 2012 1:29

What color speedo?

onlyontuesdaysxD 0

Friday 13 January 2012 3:08

He would be a violation of the dress code. That way, he's not allowed in the school, so you would be safe

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