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By J-Ro - 04/03/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my guy, who is a PhD candidate, informed me that it is his goal in life to own every Will Ferrell movie. FML

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GYLF 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:21

It's amazing how many FMLs here could easily be avoided if their OPs just had a sense of humour.

skeleton_skinner 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:12

Ok... Will is amazing

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wasimbake 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 23:13

lol

_Sorry_ 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 23:20

This is NOT an fml. Yeah Will Ferrell can be an idiot, but he's a sweet idiot. Everyone loves him...Good for your bf, great goal :D

holleymoffat 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 23:37

Are you dating him for his PhD?

mikeycorral 1

Friday 5 March 2010 0:17

mine too

wethequeens123 1

Friday 5 March 2010 0:34

what's the big deal he likes will ferral doesn't every1

Voxphreak 0

Friday 5 March 2010 0:45

He was probably joking. You're either very dim idiot or have no sense of humor whatsoever. This FML is lame. FYL for not having a sense of humor XD

Voxphreak 0

Friday 5 March 2010 0:51

He was probably joking. You're either very dim idiot or have no sense of humor whatsoever. This FML is lame. FYL for not having a sense of humor XD

do20ss 4

Friday 5 March 2010 0:58

I'm sure he has other goals....like getting a new BETTER girlfriend, FYL!!

jasonsaied 1

Friday 5 March 2010 1:08

omg I'm first!! awesome!!

rainbowskittles 2

Friday 5 March 2010 1:11

YOU SUCK WILL FARRELL IS THE BOMB GET A LIFE BITCH

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