Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber...

By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Wales

Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML

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Today, I had a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a blowjob. I'm a totally straight male. I have half a mind to bill the little bastard for therapy sessions. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2013 20:01 - Portugal

Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 17:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

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By jigglypluff - 19/11/2014 05:27 - United States - Omaha

Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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Welshite 39

Thursday 18 July 2013 0:17

Did you scream "baby, baby, baby, ooh..."?

cmayer 20

Thursday 18 July 2013 0:17

I am so very sorry for your misfortune.

Comments

Capt_Colorz 8

Sunday 16 February 2014 5:40

Tell her to grow up...she can't be acting like a preteen girl filled with sublemible angst

doglover100 28

Thursday 13 March 2014 16:19

Did you pee in a bucket and act like a jerk?

rfn2 7

Tuesday 8 April 2014 17:23

Wow, your life really sucks

metal_freak_93 4

Tuesday 24 June 2014 22:02

i would of left

Demitrius_T 21

Sunday 14 June 2015 3:31

bruh. just bruh.

DanDRoberts14 7

Saturday 22 August 2015 19:05

If she's really hot and you really like her, it could be worth it.

Rainyknights22 16

Tuesday 10 November 2015 23:46

You deserved it bro lol

SaraWinterHeart 15

Wednesday 13 July 2016 23:16

Is it too late now to say sorry?

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