Health: Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to... - FML

By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML

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Shotta 3

Thursday 25 June 2009 16:21

ewww wtf

lolatyouhaha 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 16:21

that's creepy, and not to mention extremely nasty.

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amy_shmamy 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 22:10

gag x a million

hockeyfan_30 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 0:51

omg that is so gross. xP blehh

dcchick13 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 1:40

wow that iss sooo disgusting!

brunettebabex3 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 7:55

ahaha creepy bird lady? FYL forsure.

der_Jabberwhock 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 11:20

Depending on how hot she is I would be more than glad to join the birds on the sunburn. 

mcduffie 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 19:16

that shit it just nasty

penguinlord 0

Monday 29 June 2009 8:15

That is disgusting!!!!!!!!

mumafiedmustangs 0

Monday 29 June 2009 16:29

thats not that bad not a fml

RPGod 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:00

That's the most ****** up fetish ever.

1o1fyourlife 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 5:57

...wtf. thats sick. i feel bad for you.

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