By Heather - 31/05/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML
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Nakedsquirrel 5

Did you make your friend pee on you again? Did you stare at his/her genitals while they peed? Did a lot of pee get on an area that wasn't stung? It's this sort of information that leaves me unable to choose between FML/YDI.

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laurisshnazzy 0

Haha. I got stung by a jellyfish a few years ago.. no piss necessary. A few painkillers, one ointment cream, and two hours laying down with my leg elevated sent the pain away. Sucks to be you.

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writerajere 0

you should have added the detail that your friend was now out of pee for the second sting and maybe had to ask a stranger to pee on you.

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christopherlove 0

Urine is sterile and you went to clean it off in beach water? Sounds like your burning down the village in order to save it.

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lizanne77 0

pee, rinse, repeat...

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foxegrandpa 0

God said "No ocean for you"

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Yyz 0

Pictures or it never happened!

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FoundManyLemons 0

Going back into jellyfish waters = YDI, totally and completely. I mean really.

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