Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and...

By MgmEboy - 19/09/2009 21:36 - Canada

Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his iPod, and at the end he showed how there were no scratches and the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML

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campincrunch34 12

Friday 6 September 2013 7:40

Just make sure you leave a youtube comment so others dont make the same mistake

ingram450 3

Friday 6 September 2013 8:24

why would you bother doing it your stupid for that then you put it on FML so every one can make fun of you what's wrong with you

viau 13

Friday 13 September 2013 4:36

idiot. you re a future darwin award candidate.

SparkleMiner 2

Friday 13 September 2013 5:10

Lol that's what you get for even trying to do that!

GamerMom392 19

Wednesday 25 September 2013 16:56

Don't watch any movies with special effects; you might get the idea you can fly, or something.

Clarities 3

Friday 27 September 2013 5:00

He was using a screen protector and also advertising it.....

corriej 1

Saturday 5 October 2013 6:34

zagg screen protectors...

Hiktmae 20

Tuesday 8 October 2013 23:02

Guys calm down... She was curious and sometimes obliviousness happens... She's not an idiot for trying something new, be nice people.

Satoshi08 5

Sunday 13 October 2013 6:07

You have been rejected from Hogwarts.

kliles84 4

Sunday 20 October 2013 8:22

dumbass

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