Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and...

By MgmEboy - 19/09/2009 21:36 - Canada

Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his iPod, and at the end he showed how there were no scratches and the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML

agreeclassic 24 328

vote type 1 268 917

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

By stupid - 07/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML

agreeclassic 8 763

vote type 1 68 569

By n0taplumber - 16/11/2010 03:25 - United States

Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML

agreeclassic 32 836

vote type 1 4 832

Sliced and diced

By ShowOff - 11/03/2010 08:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML

agreeclassic 11 200

vote type 1 53 591

By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML

agreeclassic 29 226

vote type 1 9 612

By crappygirlfriend - 10/01/2010 07:59 - United States

Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML

agreeclassic 11 953

vote type 1 28 615

By ohtheirony - 19/08/2018 18:30

Today, I scratched my car with a bottle of scratch remover deeply enough that the scratch remover couldn't remove it. FML

agreeclassic 2 589

vote type 1 606

By Anonymous - 16/05/2019 22:00

Today, I learned how to sharpen a knife. I sharpened it so well that it went through my finger like a lightsaber. FML

agreeclassic 1 664

vote type 1 497

By LadyGore - 19/02/2012 15:30 - Canada

Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML

agreeclassic 28 400

vote type 1 6 559

By Sam - 01/11/2009 23:10 - Canada

Today, I bought an iTunes giftcard worth $50. I tried to scratch off the little silver thing covering the code with a pair of scissors. I scratched so much that it's now unreadable. FML

agreeclassic 10 784

vote type 1 58 946

By yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

agreeclassic 8 796

vote type 1 32 296

westbrookx 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 1:47

You are an IDIOT.

iknowimannoying 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 2:53

In Soviet Russia, iPod scratches you!

Comments

Captain_Flappers 7

Sunday 10 March 2013 22:07

Congrats, you're stupid!

TecheyTim 14

Sunday 17 March 2013 22:35

You're a freakin' idiot....

Shadow_heart_23 0

Sunday 24 March 2013 6:47

Why in the world would you do that, are you an idiot?!

journeytotheend 16

Tuesday 16 April 2013 17:54

Ghost armor

cdnutter 8

Saturday 20 April 2013 18:29

You are king of idiots

jonwillpwnyou 6

Tuesday 7 May 2013 21:49

Dumbass. He was probably sponsoring some case and screen protector.

qpsarah 10

Tuesday 11 June 2013 16:57

You must be 10 years old

Robbedwithoutgun 2

Friday 2 August 2013 4:05

The video was of commando glass

Roxanna1029 14

Saturday 10 August 2013 6:43

MISSING: Common Sense

EvilPandaxD 24

Thursday 15 August 2013 22:36

You sir. Should have a "Genius Award".

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Awkward Pokémon Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Sex Intimacy Suspicious Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML

agreeclassic 42 188

vote type 1 4 047

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

agreeclassic 56 658

vote type 1 3 954

Today, in the small hours of the morning, my roommate's boyfriend kicked his foot through the thin wall separating our bedrooms during sex. They didn't even stop. FML

agreeclassic 53 975

vote type 1 4 477

Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

agreeclassic 31 897

vote type 1 3 603

Today, while watching a news clip about NASA's Mars helicopter, Ingenuity, my wife asked me if Mars has a sun. She was serious. FML

agreeclassic 878

vote type 1 174

Today, I awoke to find that my car had been burglarized in my own driveway and several hundred dollars worth of electronics were stolen. I only later discovered that my campus parking pass had also been stolen when I got a $75 ticket while taking a chemistry test. FML

agreeclassic 35 845

vote type 1 3 979

Similar FMLs

Sliced and diced

TOP COMMENTS

Comments