Love: Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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Comments

Madstar744 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:20

Hai.

zMazter 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 23:49

Well, that sucks.

atomicbaboon 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 9:55

awww. young love. so... unpredictable.

TheChampagneBoi 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 22:25

Today, I was kissed by my boyfriend. I threw upin his mouth. FML

rummzy 6

Friday 9 December 2011 7:34

Lovely

Janelle561 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 0:07

Ooh my gosh!

rajdeep 8

Monday 2 April 2012 11:16

oh shit.

JodeMiVida 13

Thursday 19 April 2012 18:37

Accidentally I hope? :)

laurenlovesjb 20

Friday 3 August 2012 14:30

Bad kisser huh?

ForYourEyesOnly 0

Thursday 30 August 2012 20:12

Brush much?

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