Love: Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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illmatic2 16

Tuesday 17 August 2010 1:26

Too much tongue?

Crowcaller 5

Tuesday 17 August 2010 1:23

yummy

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chili10 18

Tuesday 17 August 2010 6:16

123, backs are very hot. my boyfriend has the sexiest back.

_TONGAN_ 5

Tuesday 17 August 2010 6:16

So what flavor is she?!?! 

im_awsome 2

Tuesday 17 August 2010 6:17

I would really like to visit Australia one dayy.!

JuliaM1000 10

Tuesday 17 August 2010 6:20

One word: Mints ;)

_TONGAN_ 5

Tuesday 17 August 2010 6:21

So what is her Flavor?!?! lol

doctacyanide 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 6:23

so what was her last meal? :P but that'd suck

gman94 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 6:25

I feel bad for u

porter12 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 6:28

I'm with 41. op probably got it from south park

kara1234567 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 6:39

awww damn that sucks..but YDI for making her want to puke :P

Bieberbabe89 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 6:40

maby she pregnent. oops for you.

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